Mustard Wrote-A-Note 2000 Sticky Notes Dispenser Multi-Coloured

Looks like it types. Only dispenses.
Meet Wrote a Note 2000—a miniature typewriter-shaped sticky note dispenser for people who like their stationery with a side of misplaced nostalgia.
It doesn’t write your novel, but it does hand out sticky notes like it’s still 1954 and your thoughts are worth archiving.

Holds mini sticky notes. Contains zero functioning keys.
Retro typewriter design for maximum aesthetic, minimum usefulness
Perfect for reminders, passive-aggressive notes, or pretending you’re more organised than you are
Cute enough to distract. Practical enough to justify
Great gift for stationery nerds, vintage lovers, and people who like pressing buttons that do nothing
Will not type. Will not explain itself.